Lotsa Pasta

Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Three: This Coat Rack Can't Hang Part Two

Captain Death

It’s part two and it’s NOT an electric boogaloo, to say the least. It’s more like an exposition boogaloo and let’s just say that the buck doesn’t stop, there. This stories is elevating itself and self-conflating itself in ways I never thought possible and on ONE hand I think I’m being too critical; Because I do really like this story and it makes me think and it tickles that part of my brain where I’m like OH DAMN, that is pretty spooky. And then there’s another side of me that says, I’m an armchair critic and my armchair is getting too old for this shit; By that I mean, we’ve seen this before and we’ve seen this done better. It’s not a good excuse, i’ll keep my liberties close and my coat racks closer… If that even matters anymore. I’ll try to keep this short and sweet, if you catch the tongue-in-cheek nature of the screenshots I’ll be using for the rest of this series, I think you’ll understand where I’m coming from the most. If not, be thankful for the ride. The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(27:45) by Polterkiteshttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/istln5/the_man_in_my_basement_takes_one_step_closer/
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Episode Two Hundred Ninety-Two: The Spaghetti & Meatballs Show

Captain Death

On today’s episode we harken back to a simpler time, an easier time, a time of peace, a time of tranquility, a time of getting too high and reading random stories we found on the internet. This morning, join Midnight Bride, Afternoon Groom, and I for a quaint English breakfast where the only English muffin you’ll be getting are the words on this page spoken sensually to your ear-holes. Does Afternoon Groom speak sensually? You bet your butt he does. Does Midnight Bride speak sensually? You bet your front-butt she does. Do I speak sensually? TRICK QUESTION. RHETORICAL. OF COURSE I DO, HOW ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE GOTTEN ALL THE WAY TO EPISODE 292? I’ve lost the plot - Losta Pasta. Let’s figure it out together. 

:D (21:44)

The Crayons (29:16)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Crayons  

The Price of Sugar (35:18)

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Price_of_Sugar by Cymoril_Melnibone

I See the Death of Everyone I Meet (53:50)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4m0vxv/i_see_the_death_of_everyone_i_meet/ by  JJX2525

Why I Didn’t Shower for 21 Years (1:11:23)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1ja4h9/why_i_didnt_shower_for_21_years/ by Red_Grin

Grandma’s Light is Always On (1:30:47)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/75xw3d/grandmas_light_is_always_on/ by Saint_Entropy

TUG (1:40:59)

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/1zvxre/tug/ by Hall7

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Episode Two Hundred Ninety-One: This Coat Rack Can't Hang Part One

Captain Death

It’s a new series with Cannibal Siren, folks! I know it’s what you wanted, what can I say, I know what the people want. Unfortunately, however, we’e not monster-fucking on this one. Oh, no. No, no. Not that way, at least. There is consent involved in what Cannibal Siren does. Let’s not get too far away from it, there is a monster in this one, and he’s getting close to us in all the worst ways; Non-consentually. There is so much to be said about this one, and we will say it. And you will listen. And we will say more next episode, and hopefully you’ll listen again. This is just part one of four, so let’s just say that there are a lot more steps involved, here. What is this, AA? No, not unless AA stands for anonymous antagonism. And it doesn’t. 

The Man in my Basement Takes One Step Closer Every Week(43:05) by Polterkites

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